Horrible Gopher Problems!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Need istance QUICK!!!!!!!!?

I'm dealing with the most educated gopher the world has ever seen! I have a few acres of gr but there are hundreds of holes and mounds! I have uncovered four holes all connected to one another in a line shape. I have tried everything I have heard about. The spring wire traps, poison, special expensive contraptions that are supposed to drive them away with vibrations, sitting outside their holes for hours with a gun. I cannot think of anything else to try! this gopher has avoided each and every one of these remedies even snapping the traps with twigs. I continue to uncover his holes every time he creates them or re-plugs them! I desperately need ideas before i no longer have gr! please help me